Sunday, November 14, 2010

FREAKISHLY QUESTIONS ABOUT SCREAMLAND




lOCATED IN BATBARN VILLAGE AT THE INTERSECTION OF HORRORWOOD.


THE VAMPIRE STATE BUILDING IS THE TALLEST STRUCTURE IN MY THEME PARK CALLED SCREAMLAND.


Q:HOW CAN I FIND VAMPIRE STATE BUILDING?


A:FOLLOW THE YELLOW GUANO ROAD. DON'T TRY ASKING ANY VAMPIRE FOR DIRECTIONS-THEY CAN BE LIARS.


Q: What is inside?


A:PLASMA PLAZA, shops like FANGS FOR THE MEMORIES ANTIQUES, and restaurants like DRACULA'S STAKE HOUSE.The upper floors have BAT-ting cages and a 6-scream movie theater with all-coffin seating.


Q:CAN I GO TO THE TOP?


A: YES! OUR OBSERVATION DECK IS OPEN EVERY NIGHT FROM SUNDOWN TO SUNRISE AND OFFERS A ONE-OF-A-KIND VIEW OF SCREAMLAND.


Q:WHY ARE ALL THE WINDOWS BLACKED OUT?


A: PLEASE HURRY OVER SO WE CAN ANSWER THAT QUESTION FOR YOU IN PERSON!

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