Saturday, October 31, 2009

butterfly barf hunt and tucking bird pie urine




A long time ago , there lived a selfish crude man who didn't share things and like to trip people. He betrays everybody and never listens to what I say said his mother in a singsongy voice. He was stunned to hear that. HE WAS THINKING OF TAKING REVENGE. He was too angry to grumble and have a crazy - talk with girls all night. He was surprised to hear such an impertinent secret. He acted angry all night and never came out of the forever and ever and ever and ever and ever again.


HOW MAD WAS THE GUY FEELING.


ANSWER he wasmad as a nightfarter.


How did he feel when his momma told the secret that must not be told?


Did he drink beer to fart into his mother's face to give her some fresh air?














Friday, October 30, 2009

butterfly barf hunt and tucking bird pie


19th MINISTRY COVE needs you right now scoffed Rotten. It was a very hot day for the crocodiles in the poofy pond near the statue of lIMBS rotten bowl. The statue was like a big black Smudge burning in the hot sun. It was getting weird when the statue was falling apart like london bridge is falling down. Suddenly a flock of ships stared at us , intense and sweaty. Their eyes were so marble like in the sun. Then helicopters zoomed past us like cheetas. The herlicopter took speed and zoomed past us like a flash of blue light. When the helicopters zoomed past us and they went around in circles and the helicopters were making words and their words were BUTTERWORM BARF AND SQUEEZE SQUAD PIE . LOVE MY BARF. That was the gross word I saw ON THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. That's no boy doing this. It's a girl doing it.