A NIGHTMARE

Last week,I had a scary nightmare.I dreamt that I was in a dark room.The room had no windows or doors.Suddenly, I saw huge ugly monsters. Their bodies were wet and slimy.
I panicked as they stomped towards me. I was so frightened that I ran around the room.
I screamed and yelled but no one could hear me. Suddenly, the monsters disappeared!
It was just a nightmare! I was happy that I WOKE UP FROM THAT NIGHTMARE.

AN AWESOME CHRISTMAS

Nothing beats Christmas. Christmas is my favourite holiday because we will all get presents. Christmas trees are the best things to decorate. Christmas trees had been popular in Germany since the sixteenth century. Carols were very popular as long ago as medieval times but they declined in popularity after the Reformation.Christmas was the best thing to celebrate. And this Christmas will be awesome. Much better than last year because daddy will tell more jokes. I found out that on Christmas there are plenty of ways to make wishes. Here are a few: THROW A COIN INTO A WELL and make a wish! Here is the idea behind this wishing technique: The spirits who live in the well are more likely to grant your wish if you include a little payment. Seems like nobody does anything for free these days! The next time you eat a turkey, CRACK THE WISHBONE with some one else. Whoever ends up with the larger piece will get to make a wish!Too busy to cook an entire turkey? No worries... fake wishbones are now available for mess-free wishing.

GOOD ADVICE FOR NEXT YEAR'S CLASS

1.DO NOT BURP WHEN YOU GET YOUR SCHOOL PICTURE TAKEN.
2.BECAREFUL WHO YOU SIT NEXT TO IN THE CAFETERIA.
3.DO NOT PICK YOUR NOSE BEFORE YOU GET YOUR SCHOOL PICTURE TAKEN.
4.DO NOT MOVE WHEN YOU GET YOUR SCHOOL PICTURE TAKEN.
5.BE GOOD IN CLASS.

screamland haunted house

If I was rich I would make a theme park called Screamland. Located in batbarn village there is a haunted house.EVERY HOUSE HAS A PAST. ESPECIALLY THE HOUSE IN MY THEME PARK WHERE EVIL HAS BEEN LYING IN WAIT. NOW HISTORY HAS BEEN RESURRECTED. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? PEOPLE ARE DYING TO GET IN. Resurrect the ancient past of Screamland and survive to tell the tale.

HORROR HAUNTS

CURSED ISLAND HAUNTED VILLAGE AT THE ZOO TOWER OF FEAR GRAVEYARD

BLACK MAGIC ISLAND MASTER MEDUSA'S GARDEN EMPORIUM TRAIN OF SCREAMS

MY DRESSING ROOM REQUIREMENTS

If I end up being a famous musician or a movie star, I'm gonna need to put together a list of things I will need in my dressing room. I might as well get my list together now so that I am ready when I hit the big time.

REQUIREMENTS FOR CEDRIC KOH PAGE 1 OF 9

10 WAFFLE CONES

2 EXTRA LARGE PEPPERONI PIZZA

1 90 INCH PLASMA TV

2 SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM MACHINES

3 POPCORN MACHINES

4 LITRES OF GRAPE SODA

1 TERRY-CLOTH ROBE

2 BOWLS OF JELLY BEANS

8 VIDEO GAME CONSOLES WITH 10 GAMES APIECE

3 DOZEN FRESHLY BAKED COOKIES

1 PAIR OF SLIPPERS

*** BATHROOM MUST HAVE HEATED TOILET SEAT

*** TOILET PAPER MUST BE NAME BRAND

MY DESERT ISLAND PICKS

If I was going to be marooned for the rest of my life, this will be the things I want to have with me.

Video games
1.RAYMAN RAVING RABBIDS TV PARTY
2.PAJAMA SAM
SONGS
1. DON'T STOP BELIEVING
2. BAD ROMANCE
3. IT'S MY LIFE
4.LADIES NIGHT
BOOKS
1.WIZARD AND WITCHES
2. DIARY OF A WIMPY KID DO -IT -YOURSELF BOOK
3.SLAPPY NEW YEAR
4.JUGHEAD AND FRIENDS DIGEST
MOVIES
1. MOSTLY GHOSTLY
2.PERCY JACKSON
3.CLASH OF THE TITANS

MY DREAM HOUSE

In my dream house, there is everything anybody wishes for. There will be an arcade, a GO-KART TRACK, a disco and karaoke room, a cinema, an indoor theme park, an indoor pool,

a castle, a secret garden that is hidden somewhere, a library and inside the library is a secret attic, master bedroom which is my bedroom with a 90-inch plasma tv and a hot tub, a reatauraunt named pizzia, a carnival hidden somewhere that has two popcorn machines hidden in the carnival,a bowling alley, gym, a secret hotel , toliet paper that is name brand and a heated toliet seat. The restrooms will be in the cinema. The things in my theme park is the play pen, Madam fun's booth, a roller coaster that is the most longest coaster in the world ,a haunted mansion, the halls of time, a mirror mansion and tht tent of fun. It will be a fun time in my dream house.

OUTING AT CHANGI AIRPORT

YESTERDAY,We went to Changi Airport. It was a very fun trip. We ate macdonald kid's meal and Mac Flurry Ice-cream. I got a toy. It was a keyboard with music which my sister likes it too. We had fun playing it . My grandma, my grandfather,my cousin,my sister,my mother and Gregory went there with me. I saw a big plane that was flying away. There were lots of fun things to do. The place is so huge and empty and we like racing and chasing one another. Next time I will try the arcade and slide if I have the chance. I will always remember the fun times in Changi Airport.

ESCAPE TO DOWNTOWN EAST

I returned to DOWNTOWN EAST. It was a very fun trip. I went to the haunted house again. There was a lady in the mortuary . Her guts were spilling out of her stomach. What a horrible sight! Sometimes we had to walk through narrow ways with hair sticking out! That was a much more horrible sight! I remember a teenage lady screaming. She screamed, " Mommy, get me out of here!'' The robots jumped out from some hiding places that could shock people. That was one of the scariest I have ever went! I also went to the ferris wheel. I could see everything on the ferris wheel. Then we went to the Timezone. We played a game called PANIC MUSEUM. It was very fun and interesting. That was the best trip I ever went!

SUBTRACTION STEW IN SCREAMLAND

IF I WAS RICH I WOULD MAKE A THEME PARK CALLED SCREAMLAND.
IN VAMPIRE STAKE HOUSE CAFE , THE MOST POPULAR STEW IS CALLED
SUBTRACTION STEW. HERE IS MY RECIPE FOR THE DISH IN VAMPIRE
STAKE HOUSE CAFE. I THINK THIS STEW WILL LEAVE YOU WITH
PLENTY OF THOUGHT FOR FOOD, AND HUNGRY FOR MORE!
INGREDIENTS...
4lbs (maybe 6) of less than nothing
5lbs mixed nonexistent ingredients
6 cups (maybe 9) of very thin air
an iota of celery -chopped unbelievably finely
3 teaspoons of imaginary seasonings
7 large slices of zilch
1 cup of emptiness
a pinch of zero
less than a trace of not a darned thing
a large bunch of whatever is not there
one small figment of your imagination
no salt
no pepper
YIELD:8 SERVINGS
If you have any leftovers, grind them all up and make into a load. Bake in a moderate oven.
YIELD : 12 SERVINGS
If there is something left , form into small round croquettes and fry.
YIELD: 19 SERVINGS
The dish is particularly good with synonym buns, ragamuffins and rigmarolls.
HOW TO MAKE IT...
Cut less than nothing into chunks of nonexistent ingredients into small pieces. Put them in a pot. Add thin air and then all the other ingredients that have been chopped , mashed or forgotten. Garnish with the figment of your imagination.

HAUNTINGS IN SCREAMLAND PART 2

If I WAS RICH I WOUD MAKE MY OWN THEME PARK CALLED SCREAMLAND.
FACE YOUR FEARS IN SCREAMLAND WHERE NIGHTMARES COME TO LIFE!
YOUR HAUNTINGS WILL BE AT THE HAUNTED THEATER!
GET READY FOR A YEAR FULL OF SPIRITED EVENTS AND GLOWING REVIEWS!
Please- No BOO-ing in the auditorium!
NOV 31:
ANNUAL PUMPKIN FOOD FESTIVAL
JOIN US AT MIDNIGHT FOR PUMPKIN BROWNIES, PUMPKIN-SEED SOUP AND PUMPKIN DROPS. HOW DO YOU MAKE PUMPKIN DROPS?TOSS IT OFF THE ROOF!
NOV 9-16:
THE DANCE OF INVISIBLE SPIDERS
YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE HUNDRED SPIDERS DANCE LIKE THIS BEFORE.
AND YOU NEVER WILL!
NOV 27:
PET-RIFYING FATE FOREVER
CREATURES HAVE ESCAPED THE PETSHOP. SAVE SCREAMLAND FROM A PET-RIFYING FATE!

FREAKISHLY QUESTIONS ABOUT SCREAMLAND

lOCATED IN BATBARN VILLAGE AT THE INTERSECTION OF HORRORWOOD.

THE VAMPIRE STATE BUILDING IS THE TALLEST STRUCTURE IN MY THEME PARK CALLED SCREAMLAND.

Q:HOW CAN I FIND VAMPIRE STATE BUILDING?

A:FOLLOW THE YELLOW GUANO ROAD. DON'T TRY ASKING ANY VAMPIRE FOR DIRECTIONS-THEY CAN BE LIARS.

Q: What is inside?

A:PLASMA PLAZA, shops like FANGS FOR THE MEMORIES ANTIQUES, and restaurants like DRACULA'S STAKE HOUSE.The upper floors have BAT-ting cages and a 6-scream movie theater with all-coffin seating.

Q:CAN I GO TO THE TOP?

A: YES! OUR OBSERVATION DECK IS OPEN EVERY NIGHT FROM SUNDOWN TO SUNRISE AND OFFERS A ONE-OF-A-KIND VIEW OF SCREAMLAND.

Q:WHY ARE ALL THE WINDOWS BLACKED OUT?

A: PLEASE HURRY OVER SO WE CAN ANSWER THAT QUESTION FOR YOU IN PERSON!

Cedric Got Talent 2010

Today , I joined a Kids Got Talent in Senkang West. I was a bit shy. I won a consolation prize.

I sang the song called Don't Stop Believing. My grandmama , my cousin, my grandfather, my kong kong, my popo, my mommy and me daddy came to support me. I will try harder next time to get the first prize in a Kids Got Talent.

One day at screamland

If I WAS RICH I would make my own theme park. Werewolf village. The doom slide. The Coffin BUS. Welcome to my theme park where nightmares come to life. Tokens are hidden throughout the park and you will need them to board the train of terror. As you explore the park, look for things that wiggle or move as you pass by. This indicates that the item has tokens. If you are lost, read any signpost in the park to find yor way. Dial a vampire! Go to the Yell phones in Batbarn village for a good laugh. look for hidden targets while you are on the ROLLER GHOSTER. If you get stuck at a hedge in screamland Derby, throw a ball in the green ''jump'' slot. In Flash Fright, use your flashlight to stun the vampires. Even if you don't have enough power in your flashlight to defeat them, you can buy a little time to recharge.
Talk to the other kids around the park.They will offer helpful hits like where to find tokens or monster cards. Secret Bonus: Want an extra monster card? In vampire village , run three times.

MY OWN TOYSHOP

I wished that I could make a toyshop. I would put lots of wooden dummies in my toyshop.

I would name one Slappy. I would write about Slappy on a piece of paper and put it in Slappy's

pocket.The piece paper would say: ''Hi ! My name is Slappy. I can be your friend. Just read these words aloud and I will be your friend. We can have a lot of fun altogether. Karru ... marri ... odonna ... loma ... molonu ... karrano ...'' I think it will be the best toyshop.

Enter Screamland

If was rich I will create my own theme park. I will name it Screamland beacause I am going to make it the scariest place on earth.I would create robots that would scare people like insects as big as people and green creatures called Horrors. The rides will be History Land, Tunnel of screams, Doomslide, Wheel of misfortune, Bottomless canoe ride , Wheel of fire and Coffin bus. The stores will be called Chiller House, Make A Face, Cave Temple and History Temple.

The cafes are called Crocodile cafe, Shark cafe and Foodvillage.

Go ahead- the gates are opening. Enter Screamland.

THE HIPPO BUS EXCURSION

I sat on a hippo bus. It was very fun. I sat with my friend , Clement. We went to Chinatown, Little India,Marina Bay Sands,Botanic Garden and Suntec. I was overjoyed. It was a hot day luckily I wore my white cap bought by my mum. The scenary was amazing and magnificent.

I saw a shop that had my friend's name "Celine" that sells clothes.It was one of my favourite shops. I learnt that Singapore is an amazing island and a garden city.