Friday, January 15, 2010

My first day of school in Townsville Primary School


I was sick so I DIDN'T go to school. I went to school on wed 6 Jan. I missed my parents very much and school is very long about 6 hours. My form teacher is Miss Masliza, she can speak Malay as she is a Malay. My Music teacher is also my Chinese teacher. My Chinese teacher is not very fierce.

On the third day of school , I met a girl who is also in my class. Her name is Ryanne, she said I am handsome. I bet she has a crush on me and guess what I also have a crush on her. Ha Ha... Now we start to play at recess time. I played piano and catching with Ryanne. On second day of school, Ryanne told a boy that Shane fell and was bleeding.


Sunday, November 1, 2009

Party Poopers




In parties fun things happen but some parties don't go the way it's fun. Some parties are weird. Look at what the fungus boy is spitting out of his mouth. It looks like a brown gunk or whisky treble to me. That means the party is actually ruining his life funnily. The boy was barebody trembling in the cold like a leaf. Ice age 3 the squirrel was also barebody. I SAW HIS NIPPLES. That was what that made people laugh. Even teenagers laughed at it as if it's cute or very funny. I remember sith saw a pregnant woman and say looks like someone is in the oven.


Saturday, October 31, 2009

butterfly barf hunt and tucking bird pie urine




A long time ago , there lived a selfish crude man who didn't share things and like to trip people. He betrays everybody and never listens to what I say said his mother in a singsongy voice. He was stunned to hear that. HE WAS THINKING OF TAKING REVENGE. He was too angry to grumble and have a crazy - talk with girls all night. He was surprised to hear such an impertinent secret. He acted angry all night and never came out of the forever and ever and ever and ever and ever again.


HOW MAD WAS THE GUY FEELING.


ANSWER he wasmad as a nightfarter.


How did he feel when his momma told the secret that must not be told?


Did he drink beer to fart into his mother's face to give her some fresh air?














Friday, October 30, 2009

butterfly barf hunt and tucking bird pie


19th MINISTRY COVE needs you right now scoffed Rotten. It was a very hot day for the crocodiles in the poofy pond near the statue of lIMBS rotten bowl. The statue was like a big black Smudge burning in the hot sun. It was getting weird when the statue was falling apart like london bridge is falling down. Suddenly a flock of ships stared at us , intense and sweaty. Their eyes were so marble like in the sun. Then helicopters zoomed past us like cheetas. The herlicopter took speed and zoomed past us like a flash of blue light. When the helicopters zoomed past us and they went around in circles and the helicopters were making words and their words were BUTTERWORM BARF AND SQUEEZE SQUAD PIE . LOVE MY BARF. That was the gross word I saw ON THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. That's no boy doing this. It's a girl doing it.

Monday, September 28, 2009

slayer mayer $ 2

THE SHADY'S HIDE. HI I'M CEDRIC, I WRITE THE BADBOY BOOKS. FIND OUT IN MY STORY. TWO YEARS PASSED BY, AGGGGH! THUD! CHAINS RATTLING AND FIRE CACKLING SCREAMS THAT WERE LOUD BUT NEVER HEARD. YELLING AND DODGING AND BITTING SLAVES WITH CHAINS THAT WERE FORCED TO CLEAN THE ANCESTOR'S COFFINS THAT WERE EMPTY AND PEOPLE YELLING TO GET OUT OF THE TORTURE CHAMBER AND HEARING KID'S WILLS IN THE WILL PAPER . THEN DARKNESS ARRIVED TO THE TORTURE METER BEGGING FOR MERCY THAT THEY ALL DIED. A NIGHT IN TERROR A MENACING CASTLE FILLED WITH PEOPLE'S HANDS AND AND CONDONING DEATHS HAVES A REWARD IF YOU GO THERE UNINVISTEDLY ON A HOLD WEEK. THE TELEVISON WAS SHOWING A MAGNIFICENT PROMO OF DODO CHILLS. JUST JOKING IT'S A AN ADVERTISING PEOPLE TO GO TO THE MAYOR PARK WHERE PEOPLE HAVE LOTS OF SCARY FUN IN A CHILLOGY THEME PARK. I KNEW I WAS RETURNING TO A NIGHTMARE THAT KEEPS A LONG STORY. I WATCHED THE AMAZING AMAZO MAKING A RAGGED DOLL INTO A BRIDE'SMAID. THEN GUY CHEWING EACH PERSON'S LEGS ON A PERFORMACE STAGE. THEN THE RAGGED DOLL THAT IS NOW THE BRIDE'SMAID FOUGHT THE MONSTER AND KILLED IT AND BOWED. I FELT SCARED AND A DUMMMY CAME TO THE SPOT WHERE THE MONSTER LAY DEAD AND THE DUMMMY ATE HER. THEN AN EGG MONSTER COVERED WITH EGGSHELLS WITH HAIR RIPPED UP THE BRIDE'SMAID. BRIDE'SMAID'S HEAD TILTED TO ONE SIDE AND TURNED INTO DROPPINGS.
THEN A CHERRY LOOKING MAN APPEARED FROM THE HAT AMAZO USED JUST NOW AND HIS WENT RIGHT THROUGH IT AND HE ATE IT BECAUSE IT WAS ACTUALLY FLESH. I STARTED PUKING.
WAS THAT A HAT OR A DIVOURED HAT.
I KNEW IT'S DISGUSTING AND GROSS. THEN A GINASTIC 'S ASSISTANT APPEARED FROM THE HAT AND TOOK A HAMMER AND STARTED TO HIT HIM. THEN A PRETTY GIRL APPEARED AND FROM THE HAT AND OPENED A DOOR FILLED WITH INSECTS. THEN THE DOOR OPENED AND A MONSTER CAME OUT AND DESTROYED THE PARK. THEN MY DOOR SLOWLY OPENED AND A FIGURE STEPPED INSIDE it was the monster but it has turned over a new leaf... THE END.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

zero


Holiday surprise... friends and family you are invited to a theme park with free falls down the doom slide and free last meals at mac donghost. All families and students and friends are invited to free scares. All welcome to Horrorland. Deafeat the dummy and escape doomslide.

the dummy.

mom I WANT SOMEMORE BRAINDRAIN




The world's greatest pop stars has arrived to fearpark. The pop stars were zombies of course. They hunt for blood at noon. But they're actually there to kill. Who were the one who send them.


I am a werewolf. People call me the cool thought. I'm always bored to do things I don't want to do. I live in Boston Bridges. It's where mad people live. My Grandpa told me the stories of how they got mad until they use their axe and chop each others necks to their deaths.Now he don't tell me stories of this hating mysteries. There's always somebody who's out at the morning. Some storieS ARE REAL OR FALES. Some people said someone can forget each other when they walk in prisons. At least that's what they say. Teren Teller was the one who got evil. It's a thing you don't want to hear but you have to. The story made me cry. The thing was that Bella Ooster changed the world into a mystery but she was dying because she had no power. Her face was angry with agony and her face was swelling up. WORMS WERE WIGGLING IN HER empty EYE SOCKETS. THAT'S WHEN YOU GO TO A CANAL YOU'LL HEAR HER DEAFENING SCREAMS. I CALL IT THE SCREAMING WOODS BECAUSE THE CANAL LOOKS LIKE THE WOODS. It was a rainy day at River Bowl. The rain poured heavily today usually I hate the rain but today I love rain. My elbows were soaking wet. My hair was messy and wet. The next horrible day I was head to toe wet again because I had A spitting wrestle. Always I GET WET FOR NO REASON BUT TODAY THERE WAS A REASON. NO PLAYING. THAT'S WHEN I SAW SOMEBODY PLAYING PIANO. PLAYING A PIANO. THE BODY STOCK SAID Brot. I SAW THAT THE GIRL PLAYING PIANO WAS JAZPANTS. She is always cool. This time she was playing a piano made out of humans screaming. She wasn't pressing the buttons the piano was playing by itself. Not auto playing. How could it be happening. Twonk was playing a human leg thingy. When pressed it music was everywhere to be heard. Jesscai was playing a drum attached to the drum was a leg. Bro keep cheering leg team. What's up with him. Must be he is crazy because they're he's friends. What a jerk. She'd better die said Bro. THEN WE STARTED A FIGHT. THE END.