ANIMAL TRANSLATOR
IT HAS A HEADSET,MICROPHONE AND A COMPUTER PACK.
EXPLODING CANDIES FOR ENEMIES
THE CANDY TASTES OF POTATO CHIP AND EXPLODES IN ENEMIES MOUTH.
FLAVOUR STICK
ROLLING PIN COATED WITH POTATO CHIP FLAVOUR DUST.
SQUARE CANDIES THAT LOOK AROUND
IT CANNOT BE EATEN BUT CAN BE FED.
THE GREAT GUM MACHINE
THE GUM IS MY MOST FASCINATING INVENTION! IT IS A CHEWING GUM MEAL! IT IS THAT TINY STRIP OF GUM HERE IS A WHOLE THREE-COURSE DINNER ALL BY ITSELF! IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL KITCHENS AND COOKING! THERE WILL BE NO MORE MARKETING TO DO! NO MORE BUYING OF MEAT AND GROCERIES! THERE WILL BE NO KNIVES AND FORKS AT MEALTIMES! NO PLATES! NO WASHING UP! NO MESS! THIS PIECE OF GUM I MADE HAPPENS TO BE TOMATO SOUP, ROAST BEEF AND BLUEBERRY PIE! IF YOU START CHEWING IT THEN THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD GET ON THE MENU. AND IT FILLS YOU UP!IT SATISFIES YOU!
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