In parties fun things happen but some parties don't go the way it's fun. Some parties are weird. Look at what the fungus boy is spitting out of his mouth. It looks like a brown gunk or whisky treble to me. That means the party is actually ruining his life funnily. The boy was barebody trembling in the cold like a leaf. Ice age 3 the squirrel was also barebody. I SAW HIS NIPPLES. That was what that made people laugh. Even teenagers laughed at it as if it's cute or very funny. I remember sith saw a pregnant woman and say looks like someone is in the oven.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Saturday, October 31, 2009
butterfly barf hunt and tucking bird pie urine
A long time ago , there lived a selfish crude man who didn't share things and like to trip people. He betrays everybody and never listens to what I say said his mother in a singsongy voice. He was stunned to hear that. HE WAS THINKING OF TAKING REVENGE. He was too angry to grumble and have a crazy - talk with girls all night. He was surprised to hear such an impertinent secret. He acted angry all night and never came out of the forever and ever and ever and ever and ever again.
HOW MAD WAS THE GUY FEELING.
ANSWER he wasmad as a nightfarter.
How did he feel when his momma told the secret that must not be told?
Did he drink beer to fart into his mother's face to give her some fresh air?
Friday, October 30, 2009
butterfly barf hunt and tucking bird pie
19th MINISTRY COVE needs you right now scoffed Rotten. It was a very hot day for the crocodiles in the poofy pond near the statue of lIMBS rotten bowl. The statue was like a big black Smudge burning in the hot sun. It was getting weird when the statue was falling apart like london bridge is falling down. Suddenly a flock of ships stared at us , intense and sweaty. Their eyes were so marble like in the sun. Then helicopters zoomed past us like cheetas. The herlicopter took speed and zoomed past us like a flash of blue light. When the helicopters zoomed past us and they went around in circles and the helicopters were making words and their words were BUTTERWORM BARF AND SQUEEZE SQUAD PIE . LOVE MY BARF. That was the gross word I saw ON THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. That's no boy doing this. It's a girl doing it.
Monday, September 28, 2009
slayer mayer $ 2
THE SHADY'S HIDE. HI I'M CEDRIC, I WRITE THE BADBOY BOOKS. FIND OUT IN MY STORY. TWO YEARS PASSED BY, AGGGGH! THUD! CHAINS RATTLING AND FIRE CACKLING SCREAMS THAT WERE LOUD BUT NEVER HEARD. YELLING AND DODGING AND BITTING SLAVES WITH CHAINS THAT WERE FORCED TO CLEAN THE ANCESTOR'S COFFINS THAT WERE EMPTY AND PEOPLE YELLING TO GET OUT OF THE TORTURE CHAMBER AND HEARING KID'S WILLS IN THE WILL PAPER . THEN DARKNESS ARRIVED TO THE TORTURE METER BEGGING FOR MERCY THAT THEY ALL DIED. A NIGHT IN TERROR A MENACING CASTLE FILLED WITH PEOPLE'S HANDS AND AND CONDONING DEATHS HAVES A REWARD IF YOU GO THERE UNINVISTEDLY ON A HOLD WEEK. THE TELEVISON WAS SHOWING A MAGNIFICENT PROMO OF DODO CHILLS. JUST JOKING IT'S A AN ADVERTISING PEOPLE TO GO TO THE MAYOR PARK WHERE PEOPLE HAVE LOTS OF SCARY FUN IN A CHILLOGY THEME PARK. I KNEW I WAS RETURNING TO A NIGHTMARE THAT KEEPS A LONG STORY. I WATCHED THE AMAZING AMAZO MAKING A RAGGED DOLL INTO A BRIDE'SMAID. THEN GUY CHEWING EACH PERSON'S LEGS ON A PERFORMACE STAGE. THEN THE RAGGED DOLL THAT IS NOW THE BRIDE'SMAID FOUGHT THE MONSTER AND KILLED IT AND BOWED. I FELT SCARED AND A DUMMMY CAME TO THE SPOT WHERE THE MONSTER LAY DEAD AND THE DUMMMY ATE HER. THEN AN EGG MONSTER COVERED WITH EGGSHELLS WITH HAIR RIPPED UP THE BRIDE'SMAID. BRIDE'SMAID'S HEAD TILTED TO ONE SIDE AND TURNED INTO DROPPINGS.
THEN A CHERRY LOOKING MAN APPEARED FROM THE HAT AMAZO USED JUST NOW AND HIS WENT RIGHT THROUGH IT AND HE ATE IT BECAUSE IT WAS ACTUALLY FLESH. I STARTED PUKING.
WAS THAT A HAT OR A DIVOURED HAT.
I KNEW IT'S DISGUSTING AND GROSS. THEN A GINASTIC 'S ASSISTANT APPEARED FROM THE HAT AND TOOK A HAMMER AND STARTED TO HIT HIM. THEN A PRETTY GIRL APPEARED AND FROM THE HAT AND OPENED A DOOR FILLED WITH INSECTS. THEN THE DOOR OPENED AND A MONSTER CAME OUT AND DESTROYED THE PARK. THEN MY DOOR SLOWLY OPENED AND A FIGURE STEPPED INSIDE it was the monster but it has turned over a new leaf... THE END.
THEN A CHERRY LOOKING MAN APPEARED FROM THE HAT AMAZO USED JUST NOW AND HIS WENT RIGHT THROUGH IT AND HE ATE IT BECAUSE IT WAS ACTUALLY FLESH. I STARTED PUKING.
WAS THAT A HAT OR A DIVOURED HAT.
I KNEW IT'S DISGUSTING AND GROSS. THEN A GINASTIC 'S ASSISTANT APPEARED FROM THE HAT AND TOOK A HAMMER AND STARTED TO HIT HIM. THEN A PRETTY GIRL APPEARED AND FROM THE HAT AND OPENED A DOOR FILLED WITH INSECTS. THEN THE DOOR OPENED AND A MONSTER CAME OUT AND DESTROYED THE PARK. THEN MY DOOR SLOWLY OPENED AND A FIGURE STEPPED INSIDE it was the monster but it has turned over a new leaf... THE END.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
zero
mom I WANT SOMEMORE BRAINDRAIN
The world's greatest pop stars has arrived to fearpark. The pop stars were zombies of course. They hunt for blood at noon. But they're actually there to kill. Who were the one who send them.
I am a werewolf. People call me the cool thought. I'm always bored to do things I don't want to do. I live in Boston Bridges. It's where mad people live. My Grandpa told me the stories of how they got mad until they use their axe and chop each others necks to their deaths.Now he don't tell me stories of this hating mysteries. There's always somebody who's out at the morning. Some storieS ARE REAL OR FALES. Some people said someone can forget each other when they walk in prisons. At least that's what they say. Teren Teller was the one who got evil. It's a thing you don't want to hear but you have to. The story made me cry. The thing was that Bella Ooster changed the world into a mystery but she was dying because she had no power. Her face was angry with agony and her face was swelling up. WORMS WERE WIGGLING IN HER empty EYE SOCKETS. THAT'S WHEN YOU GO TO A CANAL YOU'LL HEAR HER DEAFENING SCREAMS. I CALL IT THE SCREAMING WOODS BECAUSE THE CANAL LOOKS LIKE THE WOODS. It was a rainy day at River Bowl. The rain poured heavily today usually I hate the rain but today I love rain. My elbows were soaking wet. My hair was messy and wet. The next horrible day I was head to toe wet again because I had A spitting wrestle. Always I GET WET FOR NO REASON BUT TODAY THERE WAS A REASON. NO PLAYING. THAT'S WHEN I SAW SOMEBODY PLAYING PIANO. PLAYING A PIANO. THE BODY STOCK SAID Brot. I SAW THAT THE GIRL PLAYING PIANO WAS JAZPANTS. She is always cool. This time she was playing a piano made out of humans screaming. She wasn't pressing the buttons the piano was playing by itself. Not auto playing. How could it be happening. Twonk was playing a human leg thingy. When pressed it music was everywhere to be heard. Jesscai was playing a drum attached to the drum was a leg. Bro keep cheering leg team. What's up with him. Must be he is crazy because they're he's friends. What a jerk. She'd better die said Bro. THEN WE STARTED A FIGHT. THE END.
jig-saw is my killer
would you run would you fight the one you love that was killing you. It left you no options. It 's what you wanted to do wheb you were young. It gave you the love power to control him. But you just wanted what it takes to kill him. you was so kind you didn't want the power to be killer for him. What WILL YOU DO. What will you care. Yourself or the one you wanted to kiss cuddle him. Love doesn't go of in one big bite. The last kiss, it was always want you wanted. THE THING WAS TO NEVER COME BACK TO SCHOOL WHERE HE IS THERE. You can't give up it always tortures in the canteen and risking your life for the last one on earth that's dead. Always having a scratch when pat wanted you to kiss him. It's always torturing. Then he kissed me I forgotten about the despair and saw my fate. Then it was the last kiss that's when I GOT A RACOON BITE.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
camp of bugs
ARE YOU GREEN? ARE YOU TALL? ARE YOU SCARY. ARE YOU A RUFFAIN? ARE YOU A HORROR. I JUST ARRIVED TO THE CARRIBEAN ISLANDS. I'M BACK I THOUGHT. I WAS SCRAMBLING BACK AND FORTH. I WILL BE SCUBADIVING IN MY UNDERWEAR. MAKE IT A WORST PLACE FOR YOU AND FOR ME. TO CELEBRATE YOUR DAY YOU MUST ALWAYS BE UPSET. I TOOK MY CAMPING BAG AND THREW IT. IT HIT THE WINDOW AND IT BROKE. TODAY I WAS GOING TO FIND A TICKLE FISH. MAYBE I WILL BE FAMOUS. MAYBE I'LL BE HAPPY. MAYBE I'LL BE BE. I WAS STUNNED. I SAW A GIRL . SHE WAS EVIL LOOKING. SHE OPENED A TOYCHEST. I WAS SUCKED INTO THE TOYCHEST. HELP. I WAILED. TWO YEARS LATER. TWO TWINS DISCOVERED A THE PLACE AND SAW A GIRL THAT WAS A DOLL IN THE TOYCHEST. TERESA JUMPED WHO DID THIS.
camp of bugs
Robin's attempts to close down Fearpark have failed. The only thing left to do is to kill Dierdre Bradley. But Rob doesn't know someone knows his plan and has a plan of their own. A plan that will destroy Robin Fear. Then DIERDRE SAW A SWIRLING CLOUD OR A MIST. It was pulling Jared apart. It pulled Jared's neck till it burst. DIERDRE LOOKED AROUND. CHUNKS OF SKIN SURRONDED Dierdre AND Robin. I REALLY WANT DAD TO CLOSE FEARPARK DOWN. BUT I REALLY WILL TAke care of you aid Robin.
i love icecream
The best part of the day was eating ice cream. When the ice cream man arrived. He was dressed in overalls hand made shirt.HE HAD WEIRD SPIKY HAIR. I ATE THE ICE CREAM AND LOVED IT. He ate chocolate flAVOR AND VANNIL FLAVOR. Then he turn fat and died. Are you tall? Are you green? ARE YOU SCARY. ARE YOU A RUFFAIN.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
camp slither sports camp
The slime was sucking my energy. My energy source is vanishing. It was like stuck in a cozy blanket. The slime wrapped around my arms. Then Nathan appeared from nowhere. The slime was gone. I admitted it. I saw a slime monster or something. But Nathan would not believe me. That crazy nut thought Nathan. Then I saw snake. It was eating slime. Then the snake talked and said I'M THE REAL NATHAN. That means Nathan was the slime. Then I SAW NATHAN'S GROSS DYE TOUNGE. iT WAS THIN. HE HAS A SNAKE'S TOUNGE.
CAMP OF MEAT
Robin's attempts to close down Fearpark have failed. The only thing left to do is to kill Dierdre Bradley. But someone that Robin don't know wants to rescue Dierdre and take over him. Someone has a plan of thier own. A plan that will certainly mean death for Robin. The guy with shiny hair said follow me. I knew he was luring me into a place where I can never escape or cuddle my parents. I followed him to a narrow curv. Cleopatra Quin pulled me into a castle. The castle looked odd. Then I saw Rob . He was on a chair. I saw a list. It read sitting postion. Stay calm and meet the audienc. Log Farr pulled the the curtain.
how i learned to speakghost
Robin's attempts to close down fearpark have failed. The only thing left to do is to kill Dierdre Bradley. Rob know his plan will certainly mean death for Dierdre Bradley. But someone knows rob's plan and haves a plan of thier own. A plan that will destroy Robin and he will take over Robin. I was swimming in nile farr river. I pretended to drown so people will make friends with me. But something was waiting for me . Waiting to capture me. Waiting to drag me down the river. Something menacing looking. And wants Dierdre to be his disfigured wife with a chin that's very sharp. I swam to a stop. Then something caught my eye. It was glowing. Glowing hair. Then I saw a seethrough body. no. It's a deflating body. Wisps of of smoke covered me.
Monday, September 21, 2009
hall of time
It was a sunny day at the beach, I was eating bananas. KRIS was burying me in the sand. Stop it, kris. what ever she moaned. THEN WE MET TWO GUYS THEY WERE TOTALLY COOL. THEY WORE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES THAT WERE SO LIFELIKE. THEY SAID CAN YOU PLAY WITH US DEMANDED SOME OF THE GUYS. WOW. THAT MUST BE YOUR LUCKY DAY. HE POINTED AT ME AND GIGGLE. PLAY WITH US PLEASE. IT'S AN IMPORTANT GAME STAMMERED SPONGE WOMAN. WHAT GAME DO YOU WANT TO PLAY. TELL US THE GAMES YOU WANNA PLAY. KRIS GRABBED ME. HER GRIP TIGHTENED. WE PLAYED A GAME CALLED GULITOUM MUSEUM. I WON THE GAME. I HOPPED HAPPILY AND YELLED. MY HOPPING WAS LIKE A RABBIT HOPPING. UP AND DOWN. UP AND DOWN. THE NEXT GAME WAS CALLED DOOMSLIDE. I SAW ALL THE SLIDES . THEY'RE CONFUSING ME. PICK THE RIGHT ONE I BEGGED. GUESS WHAT I WON. I WANTED TO GO HOME. BUT THE KIDS STOPPED US. YOU MUST PLAY FOREVER. THEN THEY KEPT CHANTING YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE. THEN WE CAME BACK TO THE KIDS.HOW COME.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
camp of the unknown
THIS STORY IS ABOUT CAMPING. ANOTHER SUMMER, ANOTHER SPIRIT. Kids are not allowed to do hiking. You know why they will terrorize the woods because some of this counsellors are animals. Most of them are snakes. They want kids to go to this camp so they can have a lovly dinner with them. They have to eat kids to survive. They let kids swim in the pond with snakes in it. They put lopters on the campers's bed. They put snake Dna in the camp lotion. I knew lots of snakes are in slither jelly bean dartmouth camp. MOUSE ARE FOOD FOR THE COUMSERLLORS. SNAKES HAVE MATRIMONYS AT THIS CAMP. I was paranoid. I felt intend to go to the employee lounge but I went anyway. Guess what I found a scarecrow. It reminds me of a show that said anybody who go into the house will get killed. A boy's bones got feed to a rat and the rest of him was a scarecrow or mummified. I also found a skin trail. I followed it and found a slimeman.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
camp of horrors
The story is about funny jokes. You KNOW THE PEOPLE I HATE GO TO TRASH WORLD. I was always mean to dumb people. Some of them urine in canals.They will probaly be beaten by urine suckers. You know my friend met the toothplucker. YOU KNOW IT SAID TO ASHLEY TENG TAKE CARE OF YOUR TEETH I CAN PULL THEM ALL. THE EXTREM KIWI SILVER BULLET IS PROTECTING UNDERPANTS. THE TERRIBLE TOOTH CREATERS COULD MAKE A CURVY TOOTH DIERECTION. ALL I HAD TO DO WAS JIBBER FART AND VOMIT AND AN SANDPATCH. DIGGETY DIGGETY SAID FART. GASSY SAID GAS IN TAIWAN OBVERSE. MY MISEARBLE DUMMIES.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Camp of My Dumb Friend
This story is about my dumb friend in school named Zoogrean. He wanted to put a half eaten cake in the dustbin but he was so dumb that he almost put in a box. He likes to stick out his tongue and do stupid things still. He dances like a ballerina. I hope he wears lipstick on his head and wears skirt on outings. He was called funny names by me like Dog Breath, Stupid. I'm Cedric. I hate dumb kids. I'm six years old. I'm a tall and lanky boy. I really hate dumb people. What was the smell of flowers. He always do stupid things to me. I always want to make him pay. I made his waterbottle disappear. IT was simple with the help of my assistant that's my girlfriend. He cut his hair like an old man. He better be called scoobydoo.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Bug problem
slithering and sliding in trouble. THINK POSTIVE. REAL POSTIVE. My name is Reena. I LIVE IN HARPER'S ISLAND. There were lots of murder in Haper's island. We knew we had to get away from this island and fast. That's when our tour guides died. Today's victim is Beth. It's about life and death. The next day , I was walking in the dark woods. It was a magnificent scenery . It was a cascading sight at the forest. My face sagged in sadness. My hair hung limply . I knew TERESA would come . I took a deep breath and a fly went into my mouth . Then there were two baby flies in my mouth. Suddenly I SAW a knife. It had blood on it. That's when I knew that Beth was hung in the gallows to his death like Oggy crushed by a wheel. His legs splaying out and wiggling. HIS HEAD SMASHED OPEN. His hand tring to melt. Then I SAW A PURPLE SMOKE SWIRLING IN MY DIRECTION. It made TERESA SCREAM. It swirled around me and kill me.
rotten Apple egg
lies spies foiled tries. grisly escape. shady lady. fight and wear. WHY something weird happened to Dierdre. Do Dierdre know that someone is tring to tell her to stop following Rob he's tring to make you grow hair all over his body to make Dierdre very scared. But Robin do not know Roddy is watching Robin every move he makes. The sound of clattering plates were always heard because it was a pool of plates. Why he hate dierdre because he want her sandwhiched. The next day Robin turned into a monkey. He was a class clown. I call him mr. murkin.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
mud girl Joke story
what's so funny. fart or eat lemons. farting stopper Why when MELODY says this strange words she will fall in shit pool or she will put her head in obects and say I want coconuts on my head. ThaT'S when she finds out what is her fortune. Her fortune is to take care of her teeth. WOULD Melody ever fart agAIN. Some people call Melody GASSY or gassy diaper. Then she farted. It's the stink bomb in school. Melody say farting means a lucky day no farting stopper it's a badluck day. That reminds me of if you break a mirror you'll be called sayang sayang. It's badluck right also if you plug out your teeth you will meet the bread fairy. WHAT coincidence I have met the farting prince said Nassy. That made me puke. That's when she say this word it happened because the next day she never fart. When SHE SAID PUPAPP SHE HAD A BIG PINK NOSE.
Monday, September 14, 2009
welcome to the dead living world
He's wicked. He's ugly. He wants to be your friend. A match made in screams. Melody is now wondering why Corn turn into a Doll. That's when she finds herself in a wonderland. The ISLAND is called sandy land. That's when it turns into terror what happens if you go to the tunnel of hate and what happens if you go to the murky swamp and why everything is purple. Find out when you go to the drain brainers. That's WHEN Melody is fainting in the amazo's card twister. Melody was awakened by loud thudding noises. Where AM I. i'm in a toy chest. I felt nervous. The thudding noises were coming from the stage. She saw that she was locked up in THE chest. I chided. The NEXT THING HAPPENED WAS THAT I'M TURNING INTO A DOLL. Amazo tossed me on stage. PEOPLE ON STAGE APPLAUD.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
say cheese and die screaming 3
conclusion of health. fears. failed. Roddy failed his test it is to kill Dierdre. Now his plan is to kill Melody. Would he kill her. Melody the pretty youngster is a tall and bony girl. She dresses all in white. She looks like a girl in a princess's clothe. She acts like she is wise . She IS just a fourteen year old girl. she tell everyone in class that she is twenty four years old. I knew Melody was now playing with Casey AND CORN. They are very best friends but one of Melody's friend was going to be killed. Casey is a girl with wire like hair that look like white blond and red wires. she keeps long hair that always drop from her head. ThEN MELODY HEARD SCREAMS. CORN IS A BOY that is handsome. He has hair that looks like rubberbannds poking out of his head. that's when they saw CORN was a doll.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Say cheese and die all the time
Terrors start. something to fear. Something weird is happening in fearpark. lots of freak accidents happen in fearpark. They said that fearpark was cursed by Nick fear. He has this camera that is evil. Dierdre wants to know why he cursed fearpark. But Roddy fear wants her to meet her doom so if SHE finds out the ugly truth she won't tell anybody the truth. His plan is to make Dierdre get crushed by a giant ferris wheel or make her neck keep stretching till it pop. I know how frightened you are on the ferris wheel said melody wong choo. But when you are on the ferris wheel all awful memories will disappear. But robin fear thought that Melody was wrong because Dierdre WAS GOING TO FIND WHAT HEAVEN LOOKS LIKE. Melody said why don't you go to the ferris wheel now. sure said Dierdre sarcastically. Why don't you go to Robin Fear 's house and talk to him. Then Rob thought in my house I can give her a peace of killers. ROB asked RODDY to kill Dierdre. So the two boys argued about the killing situation. They finally solve the problem. So Roddy had to kill her because he can distract her because he is handsome. That's when DIERDRE saw that a car hit RODDY that made Dierdre scream.
camp slither sports camp
RODDY WAS AT A SUMMER VACATION AND I HAD NO VACATION AT ALL. SO I ASKED MY FATHER TO LET ME GO TO SLITHER SLIDES SPORTS CAMP. HE SAID OKAY. BUT BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU ARE IN THE WOODS BECAUSE LOTS OF PEOPLE LIKE YOUR AGE DIED IN THE WOODS SON SAID DAD. I JUMPED UP AND DOWN JOYFULLY NON STOP. HOW COULD HE SAY THAT. HE ALWAYS WANTS TO MAKE ME GO TO SHOPS BUT NOW HE LET ME GO CAMPING. I CHEERED. THAT WAS SO EXCITING. ALL MY DREAMS TO GO CAMPING. I HURRIED TO THE HOUSE TO CHANGE INTO MY SPARKLING NEW CLOTHES. I DANCED ALL ABOUT HOW COULD HE DO THIS. I KNEW THAT HE WAS BRINGING IN TO DEEP TROUBLE. I SAW A AN OLD MAN SAYING STAY AWAY FROM THAT SHED. BUT I DIDN'T DO WHAT HE SAID. I WENT INTO THE SHED AND FOUND PICTURES OF MY DAD BEING BIT BY A CRAB. SO STRANGE. THEN I SAW SLIME. SLIME WAS DROPPING FROM THE CEILING AND IT WAS TRYING TO SUCK ME IN IT. I SCREAMED. THE SLIME TRIED TO BURY ME ALIVE. I NEED AIR. I CAN'T BREATHE. HOW . WOULD I SCREAM TO MY DEATH. THE SLIME WAS GROWING. IT WAS VERY SLIMY AND STICKY AND SO SMOOTH. IT WAS SO HORRIBLE TO BE SANDWHICHED BY SLIME. IT WAS GROWING ON MY BODY. I TRIED TO SHAKE IT OF. BUT IT GLUE TO MY BODY. I TRIED TO STRUGGLE BUT COULDN'T. THEN I TURN INTO A PLANT. THE END.
monster blood 4 book REVIEW
Now monsterblood is blue. IT has sharp fangs and also it has twins. IT HAS BULGING EYES. It CAN KEEP CLONING ITSELF. IT HAS THE POWER TO KILL. IT'S DREAM IS TO GET RID OF PEOPLE. WHEN TOUCH IT SWALLOWS YOU UP. IT MAKES THIS HORRIBLE SOUNDS. HORRIBLE GURGLING SOUNDS THAT ARE SO LOUD. NOISES THAT CAN MAKE EVAN'S WHOLE HOUSE COLLAPSE. IT'S ATTACKING SKILLS ARE EXTREMLY VICOUS. EVAN HAVE TO DESTROY THE NEXT MONSTERBLOOD. BUT IT'S JUST TOO DANGEROUS. WHO CAN RESCUE THE NEIGBORHOOD. EVAN CAN'T DO IT NOW BECAUSE IT'S VERY EVIL. WHO'S AFRAID OF THE SLIME THAT NEVER DIES. CAN SCARED CONAN SAVE THEM. NO. WHO WANTS A TASTE OF MONSTERBLOOD. WHEN WOULD MONSTER BLOOD GIVE UP. THE NEXT DAY EVAN SAY IF ANDY CAN HELP HIM DESTROY MONSTERBLOOD. DON'T SAY THAT WORD IT'S HORRIBLE. YOU MUST STOP USING THAT WORD. DO YOU HAVE A COMMON SENSE. SHE DANCED LIKE A MONKEY. THE HORRID DANCE. EVAN SAYS IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME I CAN CHOOSE ANOTHER FRIEND TO HELP ME. SO WILL YOU HELP ME OR I'LL PUT THE SLIME IN YOUR TUNA SANDWHICH YOU ARE GOING TO EAT SUCKER. ANDY SAID NO DON'T DO IT BUT I DID IT ON PURPOSE. SHE ATE THE PART THAT HAD MONSTERBLOOD ON IT.
Friday, September 11, 2009
haunted house game
There WAS once two kids that found a girl. The GIRL SAID MY CAT IS LOST IN THAT HOUSE. THE HOUSE LOOKED LIKE IT WAS HAUNTED BY GHOSTS. THE GIRL ASKED THEM TO GO IN THE HOUSE AND SAVE HER CAT. SO THEY WENT IN THE HOUSE TO SAVE THE CAT. iT WAS DARK IN THE SPOOKY HOUSE. THEY HEARD SCREAMS. THEY SAW A BOX AND THEY OPENED AND THEY WERE IN THE BOX. THEY SAW A SCRIPT HANGING ON THE CEILING . THEY READ IT ALOUD. SUDDENLY THEY WERE IN THE PENITENTARY OF THE HAUNTED HOUSE. THEY FOUND OUT TO ESCAPE THE HAUNTED HOUSE YOU MUST FIND TEN CARDS AND NECKLACES. THEY SEARCHED EVERYWHERE BUT FOUND JUST 8 CARDS AND 7 NECKLACES. THAT'S WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE CEILING BEGAN TO SHAKE. THE GROUND BEGAN TO CRACK. THEN ZOMBIES CAME FROM NOWHERE. THEY SAW THAT THE ZOMBIES WANT TO EAT THEM. THEY WERE FROZEN. HOW CAN WE RUN THOUGHT SHARI AND JED. THEY DECIED TO SCREAM. THE SCREAMING MADE THE GROUND AND THE ZOMBIES FELL TO THEIR DEATH. AND THEY FOUND THE CAT AND THE CAT WASACTUALLY A GHOST. SO WAS THE GIRL A GHOST TOO.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
BECAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR BOOK STORY
SAM is a clumpsy klutz that's a laughing stock in class. But her life changes when she meet this woman named crystal woman grants her three wishes for being nice to her. Her WISH IS TO BE THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER. THAT's when all the basketballplayer turn into statues. SAM TURN all the people into humans again and JUDY called to sam fly away bryd. You know why she that because Sam's real name was Bryd. THE SECOND WISH WAS i want to be the best student in class. So Sam became famous. Everyone in class wants to take picture of sam. Sam runs away from the class and bump into Crtystal woman. My wish is TO run very fast. SO she ran very fast and could'nt stop running. THEN JUDY FINDS CRYSTAL WOMAN AND SAY MY WISH IS TO BE A BOSS. SO SHE TURNED INTO A SLAVE. THEN CRYSTAL WOMAN TURNED HER INTO A BALL. THAT'S JUST TO GOOD TO BE YOUNG. crystal woman is judy.
Say cheese and die again screaming story
David blank tripped me in math class. I got so angry that I tried to strangle him when I really strangle him I'm happy. After lunch I saw a camera. It was a black camera . I SAW RED LETTERS WRITTEN ON THE CAMERA. I read it aloud. IT said karrano odanna marri karri lari and the strangest word I EVER HEARD molo. That's WHEN i take a picture of anything the photo tells the future. FIRST david blank lost his arm. second gary can't control his fingers. ThIRD JILLY AND JACKY tell the future. FORTH Elsa HAVE a Glowing red eye. So ADERSON tries to destroy the camera. He takes a picture a the evil camera and it shows the camera turning into Aderson and Aderson turns into the next evil camera. SO the camera kept turning the kids in class into cameras. the end.
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